June 24, 2009

Haiku of John Hodgman


starting in high school

most people must choose one path

a jock or a nerd


jocks are suspicious

of unknown complexity

makes them lose battles


the conformity

what can you see, touch, feel, punch

it's comfortable


a great way to win

but not what most adults will

ever have to do


nerds love questioning

enjoy loner estrangement

weird predilections


from the wrath of khan

to spirit photography

cosplay and steampunk


political news

like elections in iran

also on their minds


global geekism

certainly now on the rise

thanks to internet


protesters struggle

with camera phones rolling

we see it up close


they can use the web

to subvert authority

with an idea


so maybe the nerds

will prevail over the jocks

in new world order


June 18, 2009

Haiku of Azzam al-Amriki


in very clear terms
global jihadi doctrine
back to the basics

place them at the top
of enemy hierarchy
the united states

wherever you look
zionists and crusaders
those who kill muslims

we must give praise to
the echo of explosions
and slitting of throats

london and madrid
don't count on our compassion
melbourne and el lay

crusader-in-chief
the george bush job now goes to
barack obama

only one way to
prevent terrorist attacks
just take this big step

pull out your minions
from the apostate regimes
let them meet their fate

June 12, 2009

Haiku of James Von Brunn

millions of non-whites

encouraged to invade us

global zionists


kill the enemy

or you will undoubtedly

die in the gulag


a sawed-off shotgun

the federal reserve board

maybe plant a bomb


white supremacy

justifies the holocaust

kill the best gentiles


June 8, 2009

Haiku of african child witches


you know who they are
many have outstanding traits
they don't act like us

show us stubbornness
learning disabilities
autism and such

they can take the blame
being the cause of illness
death and destruction

run away from home
stay with similar victims
unfairly accused

system of belief
spread by the community
christians won't help them