Haiku of Mou10ra11bitt18oun25

to german muslims

allah's mercies and blessings

peace be upon you

and to infidels

we greet you for the third time

specify the day

before elections

you were warned by osama

and abu talha

after elections

to those who want war we say

death be upon you

we gave you the choice

you chose blood and destruction

now you have been warned

angela merkel

had the toast of victory

enjoy while you can

different taste this time

the glass will be filed with blood

of those who chose war

what day will it be

when your nation is attacked

how about sunday

Haiku of Jihadi Fashion

jihadi fashion

possibly a statement of

political bent

the shalwar kameez

shows solidarity with

afghani arabs

the al-maqdisi

skullcap sets one apart from

neo-zarqawis

salafi outfit

comes with oversize jacket

to hide munitions

o k for tourists

who sit chatting with police

or politicians

truly religious

will conceal their convictions

practice taqqiya

showing not madhab

caring not which style you wear

but what's in your heart

Haiku of Jim Jones

some of our people

just a handful with their lies

have betrayed the rest

we are sitting here

waiting on a powder keg

for more congressmen

the plane that just left

one of the people on board

will shoot the pilot

the plane will go down

no way you can fly a plane

without a pilot

and when it's over

they're gonna parachute in

to take the children

they won't accept us

and they won't leave us alone

we will not survive

nothing we can do

we must die with dignity

stop this hysterics

we cannot live thus

get us some medication

before it's too late

hurry my children

bring the vat with the green c

you must step across

one thousand people

who all refuse to live in

an inhumane world

Haiku of Dajjal

how shall we know when

as the end of days is near

dajjal is coming

faith will be mortgaged

in exchange for worldly gains

men will stop praying

acts of oppression

will become a source of pride

lying a virtue

falsehood respected

scholars turn to hypocrites

leadership corrupt

usury and graft

will become legitimate

praise for treachery

women dress like men

adultery is rampant

men dress like women

there will be famine

shedding of innocent blood

imbeciles will rule

signs are plain to see

by what the world has become

he is here today

Haiku of John Hodgman

starting in high school

most people must choose one path

a jock or a nerd

jocks are suspicious

of unknown complexity

makes them lose battles

the conformity

what can you see, touch, feel, punch

it's comfortable

a great way to win

but not what most adults will

ever have to do

nerds love questioning

enjoy loner estrangement

weird predilections

from the wrath of khan

to spirit photography

cosplay and steampunk

political news

like elections in iran

also on their minds

global geekism

certainly now on the rise

thanks to internet

protesters struggle

with camera phones rolling

we see it up close

they can use the web

to subvert authority

with an idea

so maybe the nerds

will prevail over the jocks

in new world order

Haiku of Azzam al-Amriki

in very clear terms

global jihadi doctrine

back to the basics

place them at the top

of enemy hierarchy

the united states

wherever you look

zionists and crusaders

those who kill muslims

we must give praise to

the echo of explosions

and slitting of throats

london and madrid

don't count on our compassion

melbourne and el lay

crusader-in-chief

the george bush job now goes to

barack obama

only one way to

prevent terrorist attacks

just take this big step

pull out your minions

from the apostate regimes

let them meet their fate

Haiku of James Von Brunn

millions of non-whites

encouraged to invade us

global zionists

kill the enemy

or you will undoubtedly

die in the gulag

a sawed-off shotgun

the federal reserve board

maybe plant a bomb

white supremacy

justifies the holocaust

kill the best gentiles

Haiku of african child witches

you know who they are
many have outstanding traits

they don't act like us

show us stubbornness
learning disabilities
autism and such

they can take the blame
being the cause of illness
death and destruction

run away from home
stay with similar victims
unfairly accused

system of belief
spread by the community
christians won't help them

Haiku of Abu Muhammed al-Maqdisi

if not for tyrants

the scented people would flock
across all borders

our feckless rulers
spurn the jihadi clerics
to no one's surprise

no time like present
to stop reproaching allies
solidarity

neglecting to speak
one of the main reasons for
enemies' ascent

glittering slogans
blind people to strategies
path of criminals

bloodshed in gaza
death to army of islam
brought joy to the jews

selling out our faith
cozying up to tyrants
misleading muslims

stop hindering those
who fight under our banner
no god but allah

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Haiku of Al-Shabaab

to all those people
relaxing, having good food
still sitting at home

watching the teevee
seeing people being killed
safe within your home

brothers and sisters
being murdered in our land
how can you stay home

real jihad is sweet
your jihad hypocrisy
not leaving your home

get up off your ass
join in with us in Jihad
for somalia

and then with your help
we'll exterminate the west
yes inshallah

Haiku of Maher Hamoud

for the world today
there's no distinction between
sunnis and shiites

in beirut suburbs
baghdad, kabul, and gaza
the party of god

a sword is brandished
against the americans
who support the jews

even arab thrones
who carry out their wishes
confront hizbullah

ahmaq abu ghaet
talking a lot of nonsense
shedding not a tear

wherever displaced
of the world are to be found
we are the party

we who demonstrate
shout slogans and raise banners
make our voices heard

where there is someone
who has nothing but a shoe
to express his faith