Haiku of James David Manning

Liberal white folks
Found themselves a good negro
Barack Obama

He was born as trash
African father went for
Caucasian woman

Be a good negro
Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton
We'll vote for you, too



Sit down and shut up
Don't ask for anything else
You can have some crumbs



Liberal white folks
So politically correct
Call me a racist

When they say racist
The mealy mouthed white people
Really mean nigger



The future famine
Eggshell soup and pigeon poop
If you don't believe

A new day will come
There will be bread in my house
Speak not against me



Jail is what they do
To people who try to lead
In the name of God

Martin Luther King
Jesse Jackson, Malcolm X
John, Paul, and Jesus

Don't trust anyone
Who has never been in jail
To be your leader

Haiku of John Zerzan

primitive humans
lived a non oppressive life
closeness to nature

now society
is built on a sense of lack
miserable world

how can you reject
authoritarian ways
which side are you on

pretentious pastimes
bohemian schizfluxers
nihilo aesthetes

anarchy talk show
on KWVA
tuesdays 9 to 10

Haiku of David Foster Wallace

... Consider The Lobster ...

Lobster used to be
Eaten only by the poor
Not men of free will

Now lobster is posh
On the expensive part of
Chain steak house menu

The lobster's appeal
It's the freshest food there is
You boil them alive

Standing at the stove
It is hard to deny that
The lobster suffers

Is it all right to
Cook this living creature for
Our eating pleasure?


... On College Commencement ...


Old fish asks young fish:
Good morning, how's the water?
One says: what's water?

Real education
Learn to be well adjusted
Know what you're doing

Simple awareness
What is real and essential
Hidden in plain sight


... On the Road with McCain2000 ...


My friends, I'm running
Not just to be somebody
But to do something

People are cheering
Not for him but for how good
It feels to believe

Is hypocrisy
Just a critical way of
Saying paradox?

Salesman or leader
Or maybe neither or both
Depends on your heart

Haiku of Charles Manson

if you heard the truth
and did something about it
who would take the blame?

imprisoned leader
could not be the one to cause
problems of the world

let them cut the trees
and do nothing about it
they will cut some more

they will keep going
until you have sold the air,
water, and wildlife

peace and love and fear
not easy to understand
the difference between

you best check yourself
there's no head or will above
money is your god

Haiku of Slavoj Zizak

The core of my work
German idealism
Reactualized

The truth of something
Is always outside of it
Who we are elsewhere

Every word is a
Gravestone marking the absence
Of what it stands for

The rule of the law
Inherent unruliness
Prohibition code

We all disavow
Demise of the big Other
Collective falsehood

Outright cynicist
Return of the big Other
Unseen string puller

Haiku of Ragnar Redbeard and Sean Goblin

i am in meetings
bureaucratic stuff like this
throbbing in my head



i deny all things
i project into their minds
i question all things

civilization
only outcome of progress
is hysteria

government and law
alas their ripened harvests
are men without sap

grandest productions
of faiths and literatures
hordes of faithful slaves

sterilized women
evolution and culture
noxious blossoms

a caitiff race
with rottenness in its bones
the enlightenment



argue with people
you watch as they get rattled
i get rattled too

Haiku of Rod Parsley

word revealed to man
father son holy spirit
only one true god

he came to save man
virgin birth of jesus christ
offering his blood

death of the body
all mankind is subject to
original sin

jesus will return
providing for the faithful
everlasting life

for non believers
everlasting damnation
the lost of spirit

Haiku of Joyce Meyer

the holy bible
it contains every answer
to mankind's problems

god loves all people
he reaches out to the poor
heals broken hearted

sin and salvation
spend eternity with god
jesus will return

sanctification
allowing god's character
to develop in us

dunking in water
the way of the believers
to be one with god

hell is a real place
permanent separation
from talking with god

Haiku of Joel Osteen

god wants you to live
a life of prosperity
not of poverty

no bible for me
just showing folks how to live
everyday lives

you should pay your bills
live in health not in sickness
send kids to college

stand straight and upright
smile on purpose to succeed
live abundantly

how to help the poor
just encourage people not
to be one of them