Haiku of Al-Shabaab

to all those people
relaxing, having good food
still sitting at home

watching the teevee
seeing people being killed
safe within your home

brothers and sisters
being murdered in our land
how can you stay home

real jihad is sweet
your jihad hypocrisy
not leaving your home

get up off your ass
join in with us in Jihad
for somalia

and then with your help
we'll exterminate the west
yes inshallah