Haiku of Matt Taibbi

satanic death cult

center at fox news hq

armey and gingrich

cusack on rampage

says web peanut gallery

lefty rhetoric

bozo talking heads

tenth-rate cardboard phd's

just don't get the joke

Haiku of Londonstani

seeds have been planted

vicious circle is rolling

in right direction

running in circles

americans and british

throw money in air

pakistanis learn

the folly of obeying

corrupt slave rulers

muslim world sees us

take on locals and globals

all at the same time

arse hakimullah

not the only one who can

make action movies

what should we play next

racing in stolen humvees

maybe volleyball

Haiku of Mou10ra11bitt18oun25

to german muslims

allah's mercies and blessings

peace be upon you

and to infidels

we greet you for the third time

specify the day

before elections

you were warned by osama

and abu talha

after elections

to those who want war we say

death be upon you

we gave you the choice

you chose blood and destruction

now you have been warned

angela merkel

had the toast of victory

enjoy while you can

different taste this time

the glass will be filed with blood

of those who chose war

what day will it be

when your nation is attacked

how about sunday

Haiku of Jihadi Fashion

jihadi fashion

possibly a statement of

political bent

the shalwar kameez

shows solidarity with

afghani arabs

the al-maqdisi

skullcap sets one apart from

neo-zarqawis

salafi outfit

comes with oversize jacket

to hide munitions

o k for tourists

who sit chatting with police

or politicians

truly religious

will conceal their convictions

practice taqqiya

showing not madhab

caring not which style you wear

but what's in your heart

Haiku of Jim Jones

some of our people

just a handful with their lies

have betrayed the rest

we are sitting here

waiting on a powder keg

for more congressmen

the plane that just left

one of the people on board

will shoot the pilot

the plane will go down

no way you can fly a plane

without a pilot

and when it's over

they're gonna parachute in

to take the children

they won't accept us

and they won't leave us alone

we will not survive

nothing we can do

we must die with dignity

stop this hysterics

we cannot live thus

get us some medication

before it's too late

hurry my children

bring the vat with the green c

you must step across

one thousand people

who all refuse to live in

an inhumane world

Haiku of Dajjal

how shall we know when

as the end of days is near

dajjal is coming

faith will be mortgaged

in exchange for worldly gains

men will stop praying

acts of oppression

will become a source of pride

lying a virtue

falsehood respected

scholars turn to hypocrites

leadership corrupt

usury and graft

will become legitimate

praise for treachery

women dress like men

adultery is rampant

men dress like women

there will be famine

shedding of innocent blood

imbeciles will rule

signs are plain to see

by what the world has become

he is here today

Haiku of John Hodgman

starting in high school

most people must choose one path

a jock or a nerd

jocks are suspicious

of unknown complexity

makes them lose battles

the conformity

what can you see, touch, feel, punch

it's comfortable

a great way to win

but not what most adults will

ever have to do

nerds love questioning

enjoy loner estrangement

weird predilections

from the wrath of khan

to spirit photography

cosplay and steampunk

political news

like elections in iran

also on their minds

global geekism

certainly now on the rise

thanks to internet

protesters struggle

with camera phones rolling

we see it up close

they can use the web

to subvert authority

with an idea

so maybe the nerds

will prevail over the jocks

in new world order