Haiku of Abu Maryam

ansar beit will fight
this infidel bastion that
is at war with god

putschist hypocrites
brutally demonstrate the
government's weakness

military sends
tanks to crush the militants
no success so far

army not used to
a sustained campaign against
fierce opposition

Haiku of "Osama Bin Laden"

1. The Great Satan 

the people of earth


drunk with america's wine 

such fornication


you have given birth

to hysterical hatred


and stupefaction



groping and stumbling

your pride and lust are a blight


greed has undone you

miserable crew 

forever whining about 

the fallen towers

the world seems obliged

to kiss your feet and court you

eyes shining with tears

murderers and thieves

bloodsuckers of the third world

smiling faced devils


a curse upon you

to never know peace or joy

in your tainted land

2.   The Coming Doom



your people once lived

secure in illusion of

bison roaming free



another people

superior in virtue

will possess your land


they will take your place

a race from beyond the sea

practice what they preach

you foment trouble

so you can peddle your arms

hatchers of mischief

never mind the screams


coming from mouths of children


you kill them for kicks

ghosts of abu ghraib

gnaw at your soul like maggots

begrimed and bescummed

3.   The  Holy  Land 

disguised as a state

american colony


not owned but rented

main product is hate

goal is to make misery


anger the neighbors



day of reckoning

the rent will have to be paid

interest compounded

ashkenazi jews

with their blue eyes and blonde hair

hitler's crew from hell 

detractors abused

by rank armpit of zion

blowing the trumpet

the monster you made

on the way to your estate

will hand you the tab

4.   The Day of Reckoning


further contingents

martyrs bent on suicide


flying to your shores


moral argument

universally despised

you’ve already lost

video game drones

cluster bombs rain on the weak

you call them bug splats

hear now my message

the oil lies under our sands

go suck up your own

be gone from our sight

practice the torturer’s art

on your own people

miserable slugs 


supervirus of the world


reap what you have sown

Haiku of Zarein Ahmedzay

allah has purchased
the believers lives and wealth
price of paradise

to fight in the way
promise binding on the truth
to kill and get killed

our real enemies
destroying us from within
very special group

the zionist jews
in charge of a permanent
shadow government

Haiku of Yvette Carnell

ron paul's racist rants
the heart of the teeth gnashing
not the big issue

tougher nuts to crack
free ride for mortgage scammers
endless detention

remote drone warfare
innocent children abroad
screw you politics

better agenda
needs of your community
the law of the land

Haiku of Concerned Ass Nigga

crazy ass punkers
whine about bogus injuns
how bout my food stamps


who da fuck are you
telling those honkey bitches
how to take pictures


don't get me started
on melting pot title rights
dressing up and shit


how bout slavery
civil war reenactment
fucking halloween


no reparation
fuck indians and cowboys
i got bigger woes


don't make me take back
rock'n'roll if you think it
makes a difference


you're all whiter than
the palm of my hand that should
slap your ass silly


you got no real roots
fuck portland and canada
yer all fulla crap




show us real women
not some lame ass skeleton
without no booty


to all you haters
internet is not for hate
it's there for the porn

Haiku of Fukushima Daiichi

9.0 earthquake
consequential tsunami
coastal disaster


hospitals crowded
half a million homeless souls
thousands more are dead


seeking relatives
unbelievable landscape
infrastructure gone


tokyo electric
fukushima nuke station
too close to the fault


rode out quake okay
ready for six meter tides
not for eleven


tilt sensor alarm
control rods in fail safe mode
all the screens go blank


too many systems
unprepared for a deluge
key components failed


not enough coolant
reactors overheating
backups kicking in


running on empty
out of gas in just two hours
spare tanks washed away


rocked by explosion
hydrogen bubble ignites
building sheds its skin


last ditch maneuver
pump in yet more seawater
cool that sucker down


what's in the steam plume
radiation has been spread
now it's everywhere


deepening crisis
evacuation expands
danger of more leaks


government warnings 
dramatic escalation
grave nuclear threat


not since world war two
hiroshima chernobyl
mothra godzilla


first just one unit
now its up to three or four
two more left to go


massive public debt
nikkei index takes a dive
who can they turn to


anderson cooper
drops in for a photo op
wants to show he cares


asks burning question
could this happen back at home
ratchets up the fear


bring on the experts
watch while they pontificate
pretending they know


toxic fallout cloud
in the upper atmosphere
due here on may 12


better stay indoors
duct tape up your widow cracks
take some iodine

Haiku of Charles Krafft

the enlightenment
pales in comparison to
pork's significance


endlessly fretting
ancestral pig allergy
sheldon and habib


you are better than
semitic ponzi schemers
wave of the future


let the people know
bacon awareness ribbon
worn in the lapel