Haiku of Fukushima Daiichi

9.0 earthquake
consequential tsunami
coastal disaster


hospitals crowded
half a million homeless souls
thousands more are dead


seeking relatives
unbelievable landscape
infrastructure gone


tokyo electric
fukushima nuke station
too close to the fault


rode out quake okay
ready for six meter tides
not for eleven


tilt sensor alarm
control rods in fail safe mode
all the screens go blank


too many systems
unprepared for a deluge
key components failed


not enough coolant
reactors overheating
backups kicking in


running on empty
out of gas in just two hours
spare tanks washed away


rocked by explosion
hydrogen bubble ignites
building sheds its skin


last ditch maneuver
pump in yet more seawater
cool that sucker down


what's in the steam plume
radiation has been spread
now it's everywhere


deepening crisis
evacuation expands
danger of more leaks


government warnings 
dramatic escalation
grave nuclear threat


not since world war two
hiroshima chernobyl
mothra godzilla


first just one unit
now its up to three or four
two more left to go


massive public debt
nikkei index takes a dive
who can they turn to


anderson cooper
drops in for a photo op
wants to show he cares


asks burning question
could this happen back at home
ratchets up the fear


bring on the experts
watch while they pontificate
pretending they know


toxic fallout cloud
in the upper atmosphere
due here on may 12


better stay indoors
duct tape up your widow cracks
take some iodine

Haiku of Charles Krafft

the enlightenment
pales in comparison to
pork's significance


endlessly fretting
ancestral pig allergy
sheldon and habib


you are better than
semitic ponzi schemers
wave of the future


let the people know
bacon awareness ribbon
worn in the lapel

Haiku of Leo Tolstoy

false philosophy 
of prophets and messiahs
is merely madness


basic human rights
not the offspring of doctrine
but that of power


laws and commandments
receive authority from 
club, sword and gallows


a truly free man 
must obey no injunction 
human or divine


disobedience
of rules invented by foes
stamp of the hero


ideal of justice
exploit and scorn the vanquished
show mercy to none


for the free and brave 
there must be eternal war
to control the world


earth and its treasures
life, women, land, gold, power
booty for the bold

Haiku of GG Allin

time to act is now
the current situations
must be overthrown


censorship abounds
spineless record companies
kissing ape suit ass


corporate phonies
anyone else who promotes
the whole so called scene


so called cutting edge
radio stations as lame
as those they oppose


we can find a way
destroy it and take it back
all at the same time


talk is fucking cheap
overthrow the rock ‘n’ roll
it’s time for revenge


live for underground
make it threatening again
dark and dangerous


paranoid public
just as it was meant to be
uncompromising


to the underground
i am ready to lead you
let’s get it started

Haiku of Matt Taibbi

satanic death cult

center at fox news hq

armey and gingrich

cusack on rampage

says web peanut gallery

lefty rhetoric

bozo talking heads

tenth-rate cardboard phd's

just don't get the joke

Haiku of Londonstani

seeds have been planted

vicious circle is rolling

in right direction

running in circles

americans and british

throw money in air

pakistanis learn

the folly of obeying

corrupt slave rulers

muslim world sees us

take on locals and globals

all at the same time

arse hakimullah

not the only one who can

make action movies

what should we play next

racing in stolen humvees

maybe volleyball

Haiku of Mou10ra11bitt18oun25

to german muslims

allah's mercies and blessings

peace be upon you

and to infidels

we greet you for the third time

specify the day

before elections

you were warned by osama

and abu talha

after elections

to those who want war we say

death be upon you

we gave you the choice

you chose blood and destruction

now you have been warned

angela merkel

had the toast of victory

enjoy while you can

different taste this time

the glass will be filed with blood

of those who chose war

what day will it be

when your nation is attacked

how about sunday