Haiku of Gene Ray

yclop perspective
taught android mentality
lobotomized brain

singularity scholar
eat cow dung ambrosia
acknowledge the math

clock faces are wrong
greenwich mean time is a lie
cubelessness nonsense

students will awake
from academic stupor
and seek their revenge

Haiku of Toyama Koichi

i despise you all
people who have supported
this fucked up country

you foolish voters
who dream of reform or change
nothing will be solved

elections are just
festivals for the fat cats
they won't change a thing

the minority
no longer ask anything
such a sorry state

we must abandon
this detestable nation
scrap and scrap and scrap

look at my posters
hear my terrifying plans
give me a phone call

Haiku of Krauses

shame on betrayers
who have forsaken your faith
why are you sitting

whose side are you on
in the latest civil war
sunni or shiha

when brave knight enters
parliamentarian apes
cry and scream in terror

what were they thinking
the arrows of righteousness
kidnapped the krauses

Haiku of Kurt Vonnegut

the meaning of life
we're on earth to fart around
one day at a time

kindness to others
if this isn't nice what is
how to get along

saints are all around
people acting decently
in a world gone mad

music makes you free
the life you know is ending
practice once a night

some of our people
are richer than whole countries
they run everything

no shoes at airport
terrorists hate smell of feet
now we can feel safe

addicted to oil
george bush is a plagiarist
i ought to sue him

jesus used to be
so merciful and loving
now he's just a brand

Haiku of Common Dreams

Helena Cobbam

troop surge in iraq
best outcome we could hope for
postpone the breakdown


Holtzman and Cooper

take out attorneys
replace them with your cronies
win next election


Richard Behan

hydrocarbon law
sharing the wealth of iraq
among the bushies


Garrison Keillor

current occupant
goes for a walk in the park
and nobody cares


Amy Goodman

grim experiment
sit march write donate demand
get rid of gitmo


Robert Sheer

we shot pat tillman
and blamed it on the bad guys
poster boy for war

Haiku of Iraq in Fragments

change men's hearts and minds
with the barrel of a tank
it's impossible

we want to close
the doors of depravity
left by invaders

rockets and bullets
violence and suffering
whose side is god on

america's reach
pervades our society
no one can escape

our town is empty
only ghosts of our fathers
blowing in the wind

Haiku of Jihad

Hassan Rashid al-Beleid

colonization
our land is sold in silence
yankees steal the oil


Soliman al-Somali

brother come forward
buy eternity from god
sacrifice your soul


Omar al-Baghdadi

dogs of maliki
we have for you who sold out
nothing but the sword