June 30, 2014

haiku of Abu Bakr al Baghdadi

rivers of spilled blood
water the seeds of new hope
for the caliphate

its foundation laid
on our skulls and broken bones
patiently waiting

dreaming of this day
through all kinds of bitterness
how could we delay

forcibly taken
in defiance of many
conquered and compelled

thirsty in battle
soldiers embracing hardships
drink in victory

breasts of believers
healed by faith in the new state
built on firm structure

hearts of infidels
once proud of their invasion
now filled with terror

January 19, 2014

haiku of Zabihullah Mujahid


kabul martyrdom
tens of foreign invaders
handed their justice

the yankees demand
we lay down arms and talk of
a better future

they turn blind eyes from
the resultant savagery
of occupation

withdraw all forces
leave to afghans our own wills
and aspirations

adamant menace
begets more deadly attacks
we will not back down

until we are free
our responsibility
is only jihad

December 27, 2013

Haiku of Abu Maryam


ansar beit will fight
this infidel bastion that
is at war with god

putschist hypocrites
brutally demonstrate the
government's weakness

military sends
tanks to crush the militants
no success so far

army not used to
a sustained campaign against
fierce opposition

May 26, 2012

Haiku of "Osama Bin Laden"

1. The Great Satan 

the people of earth

drunk with america's wine 
such fornication


you have given birth
to hysterical hatred

and stupefaction



groping and stumbling
your pride and lust are a blight

greed has undone you

miserable crew 
forever whining about 
the fallen towers

the world seems obliged
to kiss your feet and court you
eyes shining with tears

murderers and thieves
bloodsuckers of the third world
smiling faced devils


a curse upon you
to never know peace or joy
in your tainted land


2.   The Coming Doom



your people once lived
secure in illusion of
bison roaming free



another people
superior in virtue
will possess your land


they will take your place
a race from beyond the sea
practice what they preach

you foment trouble
so you can peddle your arms
hatchers of mischief

never mind the screams

coming from mouths of children

you kill them for kicks

ghosts of abu ghraib
gnaw at your soul like maggots
begrimed and bescummed


3.   The  Holy  Land 

disguised as a state
american colony

not owned but rented

main product is hate
goal is to make misery

anger the neighbors



day of reckoning
the rent will have to be paid
interest compounded

ashkenazi jews
with their blue eyes and blonde hair
hitler's crew from hell 

detractors abused
by rank armpit of zion
blowing the trumpet

the monster you made
on the way to your estate
will hand you the tab


4.   The Day of Reckoning


further contingents
martyrs bent on suicide

flying to your shores


moral argument
universally despised
you’ve already lost

video game drones
cluster bombs rain on the weak
you call them bug splats

hear now my message
the oil lies under our sands
go suck up your own

be gone from our sight
practice the torturer’s art
on your own people

miserable slugs 

supervirus of the world

reap what you have sown

May 24, 2012

Haiku of Zarein Ahmedzay


allah has purchased
the believers lives and wealth
price of paradise

to fight in the way
promise binding on the truth
to kill and get killed

our real enemies
destroying us from within
very special group

the zionist jews
in charge of a permanent
shadow government

January 21, 2012

Haiku of Yvette Carnell

ron paul's racist rants
the heart of the teeth gnashing
not the big issue

tougher nuts to crack
free ride for mortgage scammers
endless detention

remote drone warfare
innocent children abroad
screw you politics

better agenda
needs of your community
the law of the land

August 23, 2011

Haiku of Concerned Ass Nigga

crazy ass punkers
whine about bogus injuns
how bout my food stamps


who da fuck are you
telling those honkey bitches
how to take pictures


don't get me started
on melting pot title rights
dressing up and shit


how bout slavery
civil war reenactment
fucking halloween


no reparation
fuck indians and cowboys
i got bigger woes


don't make me take back
rock'n'roll if you think it
makes a difference


you're all whiter than
the palm of my hand that should
slap your ass silly


you got no real roots
fuck portland and canada
yer all fulla crap




show us real women
not some lame ass skeleton
without no booty


to all you haters
internet is not for hate
it's there for the porn

March 15, 2011

Haiku of Fukushima Daiichi



9.0 earthquake
consequential tsunami
coastal disaster


hospitals crowded
half a million homeless souls
thousands more are dead


seeking relatives
unbelievable landscape
infrastructure gone


tokyo electric
fukushima nuke station
too close to the fault


rode out quake okay
ready for six meter tides
not for eleven


tilt sensor alarm
control rods in fail safe mode
all the screens go blank


too many systems
unprepared for a deluge
key components failed


not enough coolant
reactors overheating
backups kicking in


running on empty
out of gas in just two hours
spare tanks washed away


rocked by explosion
hydrogen bubble ignites
building sheds its skin


last ditch maneuver
pump in yet more seawater
cool that sucker down


what's in the steam plume
radiation has been spread
now it's everywhere


deepening crisis
evacuation expands
danger of more leaks


government warnings 
dramatic escalation
grave nuclear threat


not since world war two
hiroshima chernobyl
mothra godzilla


first just one unit
now its up to three or four
two more left to go


massive public debt
nikkei index takes a dive
who can they turn to


anderson cooper
drops in for a photo op
wants to show he cares


asks burning question
could this happen back at home
ratchets up the fear


bring on the experts
watch while they pontificate
pretending they know


toxic fallout cloud
in the upper atmosphere
due here on may 12


better stay indoors
duct tape up your widow cracks
take some iodine

March 5, 2011

Haiku of Charles Krafft

the enlightenment
pales in comparison to
pork's significance


endlessly fretting
ancestral pig allergy
sheldon and habib


you are better than
semitic ponzi schemers
wave of the future


let the people know
bacon awareness ribbon
worn in the lapel

February 27, 2011

Haiku of Leo Tolstoy

false philosophy 
of prophets and messiahs
is merely madness


basic human rights
not the offspring of doctrine
but that of power


laws and commandments
receive authority from 
club, sword and gallows


a truly free man 
must obey no injunction 
human or divine


disobedience
of rules invented by foes
stamp of the hero


ideal of justice
exploit and scorn the vanquished
show mercy to none


for the free and brave 
there must be eternal war
to control the world


earth and its treasures
life, women, land, gold, power
booty for the bold

February 18, 2011

Haiku of GG Allin

time to act is now
the current situations
must be overthrown


censorship abounds
spineless record companies
kissing ape suit ass


corporate phonies
anyone else who promotes
the whole so called scene


so called cutting edge
radio stations as lame
as those they oppose


we can find a way
destroy it and take it back
all at the same time


talk is fucking cheap
overthrow the rock ‘n’ roll
it’s time for revenge


live for underground
make it threatening again
dark and dangerous


paranoid public
just as it was meant to be
uncompromising


to the underground
i am ready to lead you
let’s get it started

September 1, 2010

Haiku of Matt Taibbi

satanic death cult
center at fox news hq
armey and gingrich

cusack on rampage
says web peanut gallery
lefty rhetoric

bozo talking heads
tenth-rate cardboard phd's
just don't get the joke

February 4, 2010

Haiku of Londonstani

seeds have been planted
vicious circle is rolling
in right direction

running in circles
americans and british
throw money in air

pakistanis learn
the folly of obeying
corrupt slave rulers

muslim world sees us
take on locals and globals
all at the same time

arse hakimullah
not the only one who can
make action movies

what should we play next
racing in stolen humvees
maybe volleyball

October 8, 2009

Haiku of Mou10ra11bitt18oun25

to german muslims

allah's mercies and blessings

peace be upon you


and to infidels

we greet you for the third time

specify the day


before elections

you were warned by osama

and abu talha


after elections

to those who want war we say

death be upon you


we gave you the choice

you chose blood and destruction

now you have been warned


angela merkel

had the toast of victory

enjoy while you can


different taste this time

the glass will be filed with blood

of those who chose war


what day will it be

when your nation is attacked

how about sunday


September 3, 2009

Haiku of Jihadi Fashion

jihadi fashion

possibly a statement of

political bent


the shalwar kameez

shows solidarity with

afghani arabs


the al-maqdisi

skullcap sets one apart from

neo-zarqawis


salafi outfit

comes with oversize jacket

to hide munitions


o k for tourists

who sit chatting with police

or politicians


truly religious

will conceal their convictions

practice taqqiya


showing not madhab

caring not which style you wear

but what's in your heart

September 1, 2009

Haiku of Jim Jones

some of our people

just a handful with their lies

have betrayed the rest


we are sitting here

waiting on a powder keg

for more congressmen


the plane that just left

one of the people on board

will shoot the pilot


the plane will go down

no way you can fly a plane

without a pilot


and when it's over

they're gonna parachute in

to take the children


they won't accept us

and they won't leave us alone

we will not survive


nothing we can do

we must die with dignity

stop this hysterics


we cannot live thus

get us some medication

before it's too late


hurry my children

bring the vat with the green c

you must step across


one thousand people

who all refuse to live in

an inhumane world


August 22, 2009

Haiku of Dajjal

how shall we know when

as the end of days is near

dajjal is coming


faith will be mortgaged

in exchange for worldly gains

men will stop praying


acts of oppression

will become a source of pride

lying a virtue


falsehood respected

scholars turn to hypocrites

leadership corrupt


usury and graft

will become legitimate

praise for treachery


women dress like men

adultery is rampant

men dress like women


there will be famine

shedding of innocent blood

imbeciles will rule


signs are plain to see

by what the world has become

he is here today


June 24, 2009

Haiku of John Hodgman


starting in high school

most people must choose one path

a jock or a nerd


jocks are suspicious

of unknown complexity

makes them lose battles


the conformity

what can you see, touch, feel, punch

it's comfortable


a great way to win

but not what most adults will

ever have to do


nerds love questioning

enjoy loner estrangement

weird predilections


from the wrath of khan

to spirit photography

cosplay and steampunk


political news

like elections in iran

also on their minds


global geekism

certainly now on the rise

thanks to internet


protesters struggle

with camera phones rolling

we see it up close


they can use the web

to subvert authority

with an idea


so maybe the nerds

will prevail over the jocks

in new world order


June 18, 2009

Haiku of Azzam al-Amriki


in very clear terms
global jihadi doctrine
back to the basics

place them at the top
of enemy hierarchy
the united states

wherever you look
zionists and crusaders
those who kill muslims

we must give praise to
the echo of explosions
and slitting of throats

london and madrid
don't count on our compassion
melbourne and el lay

crusader-in-chief
the george bush job now goes to
barack obama

only one way to
prevent terrorist attacks
just take this big step

pull out your minions
from the apostate regimes
let them meet their fate

June 12, 2009

Haiku of James Von Brunn

millions of non-whites

encouraged to invade us

global zionists


kill the enemy

or you will undoubtedly

die in the gulag


a sawed-off shotgun

the federal reserve board

maybe plant a bomb


white supremacy

justifies the holocaust

kill the best gentiles