June 30, 2014
haiku of Abu Bakr al Baghdadi
January 19, 2014
haiku of Zabihullah Mujahid
kabul martyrdom
tens of foreign invaders
handed their justice
the yankees demand
we lay down arms and talk of
a better future
they turn blind eyes from
the resultant savagery
of occupation
withdraw all forces
leave to afghans our own wills
and aspirations
adamant menace
begets more deadly attacks
we will not back down
until we are free
our responsibility
is only jihad
December 27, 2013
Haiku of Abu Maryam
ansar beit will fight
this infidel bastion that
is at war with god
putschist hypocrites
brutally demonstrate the
government's weakness
military sends
tanks to crush the militants
no success so far
army not used to
a sustained campaign against
fierce opposition
May 26, 2012
Haiku of "Osama Bin Laden"
the people of earth
they will take your place
you foment trouble
May 24, 2012
Haiku of Zarein Ahmedzay
allah has purchased
the believers lives and wealth
price of paradise
to fight in the way
promise binding on the truth
to kill and get killed
our real enemies
destroying us from within
very special group
the zionist jews
in charge of a permanent
shadow government
January 21, 2012
Haiku of Yvette Carnell
the heart of the teeth gnashing
not the big issue
tougher nuts to crack
free ride for mortgage scammers
endless detention
remote drone warfare
innocent children abroad
screw you politics
better agenda
needs of your community
the law of the land
August 23, 2011
Haiku of Concerned Ass Nigga
whine about bogus injuns
how bout my food stamps
who da fuck are you
telling those honkey bitches
how to take pictures
don't get me started
on melting pot title rights
dressing up and shit
how bout slavery
civil war reenactment
fucking halloween
no reparation
fuck indians and cowboys
i got bigger woes
don't make me take back
rock'n'roll if you think it
makes a difference
you're all whiter than
the palm of my hand that should
slap your ass silly
you got no real roots
fuck portland and canada
yer all fulla crap
show us real women
not some lame ass skeleton
without no booty
to all you haters
internet is not for hate
it's there for the porn
March 15, 2011
Haiku of Fukushima Daiichi
9.0 earthquake
consequential tsunami
coastal disaster
hospitals crowded
half a million homeless souls
thousands more are dead
seeking relatives
unbelievable landscape
infrastructure gone
tokyo electric
fukushima nuke station
too close to the fault
rode out quake okay
ready for six meter tides
not for eleven
tilt sensor alarm
control rods in fail safe mode
all the screens go blank
too many systems
unprepared for a deluge
key components failed
not enough coolant
reactors overheating
backups kicking in
running on empty
out of gas in just two hours
spare tanks washed away
rocked by explosion
hydrogen bubble ignites
building sheds its skin
last ditch maneuver
pump in yet more seawater
cool that sucker down
what's in the steam plume
radiation has been spread
now it's everywhere
deepening crisis
evacuation expands
danger of more leaks
government warnings
dramatic escalation
grave nuclear threat
not since world war two
hiroshima chernobyl
mothra godzilla
first just one unit
now its up to three or four
two more left to go
massive public debt
nikkei index takes a dive
who can they turn to
anderson cooper
drops in for a photo op
wants to show he cares
asks burning question
could this happen back at home
ratchets up the fear
bring on the experts
watch while they pontificate
pretending they know
toxic fallout cloud
in the upper atmosphere
due here on may 12
better stay indoors
duct tape up your widow cracks
take some iodine
March 5, 2011
Haiku of Charles Krafft
pales in comparison to
pork's significance
endlessly fretting
ancestral pig allergy
sheldon and habib
you are better than
semitic ponzi schemers
wave of the future
let the people know
bacon awareness ribbon
worn in the lapel
February 27, 2011
Haiku of Leo Tolstoy
of prophets and messiahs
is merely madness
basic human rights
not the offspring of doctrine
but that of power
laws and commandments
receive authority from
club, sword and gallows
a truly free man
must obey no injunction
human or divine
disobedience
of rules invented by foes
stamp of the hero
ideal of justice
exploit and scorn the vanquished
show mercy to none
for the free and brave
there must be eternal war
to control the world
earth and its treasures
life, women, land, gold, power
booty for the bold
February 18, 2011
Haiku of GG Allin
the current situations
must be overthrown
censorship abounds
spineless record companies
kissing ape suit ass
corporate phonies
anyone else who promotes
the whole so called scene
so called cutting edge
radio stations as lame
as those they oppose
we can find a way
destroy it and take it back
all at the same time
talk is fucking cheap
overthrow the rock ‘n’ roll
it’s time for revenge
live for underground
make it threatening again
dark and dangerous
paranoid public
just as it was meant to be
uncompromising
to the underground
i am ready to lead you
let’s get it started
September 1, 2010
Haiku of Matt Taibbi
February 4, 2010
Haiku of Londonstani
October 8, 2009
Haiku of Mou10ra11bitt18oun25
to german muslims
allah's mercies and blessings
peace be upon you
and to infidels
we greet you for the third time
specify the day
before elections
you were warned by osama
and abu talha
after elections
to those who want war we say
death be upon you
we gave you the choice
you chose blood and destruction
now you have been warned
angela merkel
had the toast of victory
enjoy while you can
different taste this time
the glass will be filed with blood
of those who chose war
what day will it be
when your nation is attacked
how about sunday
September 3, 2009
Haiku of Jihadi Fashion
jihadi fashion
possibly a statement of
political bent
the shalwar kameez
shows solidarity with
afghani arabs
the al-maqdisi
skullcap sets one apart from
neo-zarqawis
salafi outfit
comes with oversize jacket
to hide munitions
o k for tourists
who sit chatting with police
or politicians
truly religious
will conceal their convictions
practice taqqiya
showing not madhab
caring not which style you wear
but what's in your heart
September 1, 2009
Haiku of Jim Jones
some of our people
just a handful with their lies
have betrayed the rest
we are sitting here
waiting on a powder keg
for more congressmen
the plane that just left
one of the people on board
will shoot the pilot
the plane will go down
no way you can fly a plane
without a pilot
and when it's over
they're gonna parachute in
to take the children
they won't accept us
and they won't leave us alone
we will not survive
nothing we can do
we must die with dignity
stop this hysterics
we cannot live thus
get us some medication
before it's too late
hurry my children
bring the vat with the green c
you must step across
one thousand people
who all refuse to live in
an inhumane world
August 22, 2009
Haiku of Dajjal
how shall we know when
as the end of days is near
dajjal is coming
faith will be mortgaged
in exchange for worldly gains
men will stop praying
acts of oppression
will become a source of pride
lying a virtue
falsehood respected
scholars turn to hypocrites
leadership corrupt
usury and graft
will become legitimate
praise for treachery
women dress like men
adultery is rampant
men dress like women
there will be famine
shedding of innocent blood
imbeciles will rule
signs are plain to see
by what the world has become
he is here today
June 24, 2009
Haiku of John Hodgman
starting in high school
most people must choose one path
a jock or a nerd
jocks are suspicious
of unknown complexity
makes them lose battles
the conformity
what can you see, touch, feel, punch
it's comfortable
a great way to win
but not what most adults will
ever have to do
nerds love questioning
enjoy loner estrangement
weird predilections
from the wrath of khan
to spirit photography
cosplay and steampunk
political news
like elections in iran
also on their minds
global geekism
certainly now on the rise
thanks to internet
protesters struggle
with camera phones rolling
we see it up close
they can use the web
to subvert authority
with an idea
so maybe the nerds
will prevail over the jocks
in new world order
June 18, 2009
Haiku of Azzam al-Amriki
June 12, 2009
Haiku of James Von Brunn
millions of non-whites
encouraged to invade us
global zionists
kill the enemy
or you will undoubtedly
die in the gulag
a sawed-off shotgun
the federal reserve board
maybe plant a bomb
white supremacy
justifies the holocaust
kill the best gentiles