Haiku of Concerned Ass Nigga

crazy ass punkers
whine about bogus injuns
how bout my food stamps


who da fuck are you
telling those honkey bitches
how to take pictures


don't get me started
on melting pot title rights
dressing up and shit


how bout slavery
civil war reenactment
fucking halloween


no reparation
fuck indians and cowboys
i got bigger woes


don't make me take back
rock'n'roll if you think it
makes a difference


you're all whiter than
the palm of my hand that should
slap your ass silly


you got no real roots
fuck portland and canada
yer all fulla crap




show us real women
not some lame ass skeleton
without no booty


to all you haters
internet is not for hate
it's there for the porn

Haiku of Fukushima Daiichi

9.0 earthquake
consequential tsunami
coastal disaster


hospitals crowded
half a million homeless souls
thousands more are dead


seeking relatives
unbelievable landscape
infrastructure gone


tokyo electric
fukushima nuke station
too close to the fault


rode out quake okay
ready for six meter tides
not for eleven


tilt sensor alarm
control rods in fail safe mode
all the screens go blank


too many systems
unprepared for a deluge
key components failed


not enough coolant
reactors overheating
backups kicking in


running on empty
out of gas in just two hours
spare tanks washed away


rocked by explosion
hydrogen bubble ignites
building sheds its skin


last ditch maneuver
pump in yet more seawater
cool that sucker down


what's in the steam plume
radiation has been spread
now it's everywhere


deepening crisis
evacuation expands
danger of more leaks


government warnings 
dramatic escalation
grave nuclear threat


not since world war two
hiroshima chernobyl
mothra godzilla


first just one unit
now its up to three or four
two more left to go


massive public debt
nikkei index takes a dive
who can they turn to


anderson cooper
drops in for a photo op
wants to show he cares


asks burning question
could this happen back at home
ratchets up the fear


bring on the experts
watch while they pontificate
pretending they know


toxic fallout cloud
in the upper atmosphere
due here on may 12


better stay indoors
duct tape up your widow cracks
take some iodine

Haiku of Charles Krafft

the enlightenment
pales in comparison to
pork's significance


endlessly fretting
ancestral pig allergy
sheldon and habib


you are better than
semitic ponzi schemers
wave of the future


let the people know
bacon awareness ribbon
worn in the lapel

Haiku of Leo Tolstoy

false philosophy 
of prophets and messiahs
is merely madness


basic human rights
not the offspring of doctrine
but that of power


laws and commandments
receive authority from 
club, sword and gallows


a truly free man 
must obey no injunction 
human or divine


disobedience
of rules invented by foes
stamp of the hero


ideal of justice
exploit and scorn the vanquished
show mercy to none


for the free and brave 
there must be eternal war
to control the world


earth and its treasures
life, women, land, gold, power
booty for the bold

Haiku of GG Allin

time to act is now
the current situations
must be overthrown


censorship abounds
spineless record companies
kissing ape suit ass


corporate phonies
anyone else who promotes
the whole so called scene


so called cutting edge
radio stations as lame
as those they oppose


we can find a way
destroy it and take it back
all at the same time


talk is fucking cheap
overthrow the rock ‘n’ roll
it’s time for revenge


live for underground
make it threatening again
dark and dangerous


paranoid public
just as it was meant to be
uncompromising


to the underground
i am ready to lead you
let’s get it started