haiku of noyzboy

Haiku of Yvette Carnell

2012-01-21T15:59:00.000-08:00

ron paul's racist rants
the heart of the teeth gnashing
not the big issue

tougher nuts to crack
free ride for mortgage scammers
endless detention

remote drone warfare
innocent children abroad
screw you politics

better agenda
needs of your community
the law of the land

Haiku of Concerned Ass Nigga

2011-08-23T02:44:00.000-07:00

crazy ass punkers
whine about bogus injuns
how bout my food stamps

who da fuck are you
telling those honkey bitches
how to take pictures

don't get me started
on melting pot title rights
dressing up and shit

how bout slavery
civil war reenactment
fucking halloween

no reparation
fuck indians and cowboys
i got bigger woes

don't make me take back
rock'n'roll if you think it
makes a difference

you're all whiter than
the palm of my hand that should
slap your ass silly

you got no real roots
fuck portland and canada
yer all fulla crap  

show us real women
not some lame ass skeleton
without no booty

to all you haters
internet is not for hate
it's there for the porn

Haiku of Fukushima Daiichi

2011-03-15T04:36:00.000-07:00

9.0 earthquake
consequential tsunami
coastal disaster

hospitals crowded
half a million homeless souls
thousands more are dead

seeking relatives
unbelievable landscape
infrastructure gone

tokyo electric
fukushima nuke station
too close to the fault

rode out quake okay
ready for six meter tides
not for eleven

tilt sensor alarm
control rods in fail safe mode
all the screens go blank

too many systems
unprepared for a deluge
key components failed

not enough coolant
reactors overheating
backups kicking in

running on empty
out of gas in just two hours
spare tanks washed away

rocked by explosion
hydrogen bubble ignites
building sheds its skin

last ditch maneuver
pump in yet more seawater
cool that sucker down

what's in the steam plume
radiation has been spread
now it's everywhere

deepening crisis
evacuation expands
danger of more leaks

government warnings
dramatic escalation
grave nuclear threat

not since world war two
hiroshima chernobyl
mothra godzilla

first just one unit
now its up to three or four
two more left to go

massive public debt
nikkei index takes a dive
who can they turn to

anderson cooper
drops in for a photo op
wants to show he cares

asks burning question
could this happen back at home
ratchets up the fear

bring on the experts
watch while they pontificate
pretending they know

toxic fallout cloud
in the upper atmosphere
due here on may 12

better stay indoors
duct tape up your widow cracks
take some iodine

Haiku of Charles Krafft

2011-03-05T12:50:00.000-08:00

the enlightenment
pales in comparison to
pork's significance

endlessly fretting
ancestral pig allergy
sheldon and habib

you are better than
semitic ponzi schemers
wave of the future

let the people know
bacon awareness ribbon
worn in the lapel

Haiku of Leo Tolstoy

2011-02-27T16:11:00.000-08:00

false philosophy
of prophets and messiahs
is merely madness

basic human rights
not the offspring of doctrine
but that of power

laws and commandments
receive authority from
club, sword and gallows

a truly free man
must obey no injunction
human or divine

disobedience
of rules invented by foes
stamp of the hero

ideal of justice
exploit and scorn the vanquished
show mercy to none

for the free and brave
there must be eternal war
to control the world

earth and its treasures
life, women, land, gold, power
booty for the bold

Haiku of GG Allin

2011-02-18T20:36:00.000-08:00

time to act is now
the current situations
must be overthrown

censorship abounds
spineless record companies
kissing ape suit ass

corporate phonies
anyone else who promotes
the whole so called scene

so called cutting edge
radio stations as lame
as those they oppose

we can find a way
destroy it and take it back
all at the same time

talk is fucking cheap
overthrow the rock ‘n’ roll
it’s time for revenge

live for underground
make it threatening again
dark and dangerous

paranoid public
just as it was meant to be
uncompromising

to the underground
i am ready to lead you
let’s get it started

Haiku of Matt Taibbi

2010-09-01T21:11:00.001-07:00

satanic death cult

center at fox news hq

armey and gingrich

cusack on rampage

says web peanut gallery

lefty rhetoric

bozo talking heads

tenth-rate cardboard phd's

just don't get the joke

Haiku of Londonstani

2010-02-04T21:19:00.000-08:00

seeds have been planted

vicious circle is rolling

in right direction

running in circles

americans and british

throw money in air

pakistanis learn

the folly of obeying

corrupt slave rulers

muslim world sees us

take on locals and globals

all at the same time

arse hakimullah

not the only one who can

make action movies

what should we play next

racing in stolen humvees

maybe volleyball

Haiku of Mou10ra11bitt18oun25

2009-10-08T11:52:00.000-07:00

to german muslims

allah's mercies and blessings

peace be upon you

and to infidels

we greet you for the third time

specify the day

before elections

you were warned by osama

and abu talha

after elections

to those who want war we say

death be upon you

we gave you the choice

you chose blood and destruction

now you have been warned

angela merkel

had the toast of victory

enjoy while you can

different taste this time

the glass will be filed with blood

of those who chose war

what day will it be

when your nation is attacked

how about sunday

Haiku of Jihadi Fashion

2009-09-03T12:25:00.000-07:00

jihadi fashion

possibly a statement of

political bent

the shalwar kameez

shows solidarity with

afghani arabs

the al-maqdisi

skullcap sets one apart from

neo-zarqawis

salafi outfit

comes with oversize jacket

to hide munitions

o k for tourists

who sit chatting with police

or politicians

truly religious

will conceal their convictions

practice taqqiya

showing not madhab

caring not which style you wear

but what's in your heart

Haiku of Jim Jones

2009-09-01T23:37:00.001-07:00

some of our people

just a handful with their lies

have betrayed the rest

we are sitting here

waiting on a powder keg

for more congressmen

the plane that just left

one of the people on board

will shoot the pilot

the plane will go down

no way you can fly a plane

without a pilot

and when it's over

they're gonna parachute in

to take the children

they won't accept us

and they won't leave us alone

we will not survive

nothing we can do

we must die with dignity

stop this hysterics

we cannot live thus

get us some medication

before it's too late

hurry my children

bring the vat with the green c

you must step across

one thousand people

who all refuse to live in

an inhumane world

Haiku of Dajjal

2009-08-22T21:15:00.000-07:00

how shall we know when

as the end of days is near

dajjal is coming

faith will be mortgaged

in exchange for worldly gains

men will stop praying

acts of oppression

will become a source of pride

lying a virtue

falsehood respected

scholars turn to hypocrites

leadership corrupt

usury and graft

will become legitimate

praise for treachery

women dress like men

adultery is rampant

men dress like women

there will be famine

shedding of innocent blood

imbeciles will rule

signs are plain to see

by what the world has become

he is here today

Haiku of John Hodgman

2009-06-24T02:59:00.000-07:00

starting in high school

most people must choose one path

a jock or a nerd

jocks are suspicious

of unknown complexity

makes them lose battles

the conformity

what can you see, touch, feel, punch

it's comfortable

a great way to win

but not what most adults will

ever have to do

nerds love questioning

enjoy loner estrangement

weird predilections

from the wrath of khan

to spirit photography

cosplay and steampunk

political news

like elections in iran

also on their minds

global geekism

certainly now on the rise

thanks to internet

protesters struggle

with camera phones rolling

we see it up close

they can use the web

to subvert authority

with an idea

so maybe the nerds

will prevail over the jocks

in new world order

Haiku of Azzam al-Amriki

2009-06-18T10:54:00.000-07:00

in very clear terms

global jihadi doctrine

back to the basics

place them at the top

of enemy hierarchy

the united states

wherever you look

zionists and crusaders

those who kill muslims

we must give praise to

the echo of explosions

and slitting of throats

london and madrid

don't count on our compassion

melbourne and el lay

crusader-in-chief

the george bush job now goes to

barack obama

only one way to

prevent terrorist attacks

just take this big step

pull out your minions

from the apostate regimes

let them meet their fate

Haiku of James Von Brunn

2009-06-12T09:57:00.000-07:00

millions of non-whites

encouraged to invade us

global zionists

kill the enemy

or you will undoubtedly

die in the gulag

a sawed-off shotgun

the federal reserve board

maybe plant a bomb

white supremacy

justifies the holocaust

kill the best gentiles

Haiku of african child witches

2009-06-08T12:13:00.000-07:00

you know who they are
many have outstanding traits

they don't act like us

show us stubbornness
learning disabilities
autism and such

they can take the blame
being the cause of illness
death and destruction

run away from home
stay with similar victims
unfairly accused

system of belief
spread by the community
christians won't help them

Haiku of Abu Muhammed al-Maqdisi

2009-05-28T12:03:00.000-07:00

if not for tyrants

the scented people would flock
across all borders

our feckless rulers
spurn the jihadi clerics
to no one's surprise

no time like present
to stop reproaching allies
solidarity

neglecting to speak
one of the main reasons for
enemies' ascent

glittering slogans
blind people to strategies
path of criminals

bloodshed in gaza
death to army of islam
brought joy to the jews

selling out our faith
cozying up to tyrants
misleading muslims

stop hindering those
who fight under our banner
no god but allah

Haiku of Al-Shabaab

2009-05-02T14:20:00.000-07:00

to all those people
relaxing, having good food
still sitting at home

watching the teevee
seeing people being killed
safe within your home

brothers and sisters
being murdered in our land
how can you stay home

real jihad is sweet
your jihad hypocrisy
not leaving your home

get up off your ass
join in with us in Jihad
for somalia

and then with your help
we'll exterminate the west
yes inshallah

Haiku of Maher Hamoud

2009-01-13T02:19:00.000-08:00

for the world today
there's no distinction between
sunnis and shiites

in beirut suburbs
baghdad, kabul, and gaza
the party of god

a sword is brandished
against the americans
who support the jews

even arab thrones
who carry out their wishes
confront hizbullah

ahmaq abu ghaet
talking a lot of nonsense
shedding not a tear

wherever displaced
of the world are to be found
we are the party

we who demonstrate
shout slogans and raise banners
make our voices heard

where there is someone
who has nothing but a shoe
to express his faith

Haiku of James David Manning

2008-11-11T21:24:00.000-08:00

Liberal white folks
Found themselves a good negro
Barack Obama

He was born as trash
African father went for
Caucasian woman

Be a good negro
Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton
We'll vote for you, too

Sit down and shut up
Don't ask for anything else
You can have some crumbs

Liberal white folks
So politically correct
Call me a racist

When they say racist
The mealy mouthed white people
Really mean nigger

The future famine
Eggshell soup and pigeon poop
If you don't believe

A new day will come
There will be bread in my house
Speak not against me

Jail is what they do
To people who try to lead
In the name of God

Martin Luther King
Jesse Jackson, Malcolm X
John, Paul, and Jesus

Don't trust anyone
Who has never been in jail
To be your leader

Haiku of John Zerzan

2008-11-10T12:22:00.000-08:00

primitive humans
lived a non oppressive life
closeness to nature

now society
is built on a sense of lack
miserable world

how can you reject
authoritarian ways
which side are you on

pretentious pastimes
bohemian schizfluxers
nihilo aesthetes

anarchy talk show
on KWVA
tuesdays 9 to 10

Haiku of David Foster Wallace

2008-10-18T16:50:00.000-07:00

... Consider The Lobster ...

Lobster used to be
Eaten only by the poor
Not men of free will

Now lobster is posh
On the expensive part of
Chain steak house menu

The lobster's appeal
It's the freshest food there is
You boil them alive

Standing at the stove
It is hard to deny that
The lobster suffers

Is it all right to
Cook this living creature for
Our eating pleasure?

... On College Commencement ...

Old fish asks young fish:
Good morning, how's the water?
One says: what's water?

Real education
Learn to be well adjusted
Know what you're doing

Simple awareness
What is real and essential
Hidden in plain sight

... On the Road with McCain2000 ...

My friends, I'm running
Not just to be somebody
But to do something

People are cheering
Not for him but for how good
It feels to believe

Is hypocrisy
Just a critical way of
Saying paradox?

Salesman or leader
Or maybe neither or both
Depends on your heart

Haiku of Charles Manson

2008-10-06T11:53:00.000-07:00

if you heard the truth
and did something about it
who would take the blame?

imprisoned leader
could not be the one to cause
problems of the world

let them cut the trees
and do nothing about it
they will cut some more

they will keep going
until you have sold the air,
water, and wildlife

peace and love and fear
not easy to understand
the difference between

you best check yourself
there's no head or will above
money is your god

Haiku of Slavoj Zizak

2008-10-04T15:47:00.000-07:00

The core of my work
German idealism
Reactualized

The truth of something
Is always outside of it
Who we are elsewhere

Every word is a
Gravestone marking the absence
Of what it stands for

The rule of the law
Inherent unruliness
Prohibition code

We all disavow
Demise of the big Other
Collective falsehood

Outright cynicist
Return of the big Other
Unseen string puller

Haiku of Ragnar Redbeard and Sean Goblin

2008-09-13T00:14:00.000-07:00

i am in meetings
bureaucratic stuff like this
throbbing in my head

i deny all things
i project into their minds
i question all things

civilization
only outcome of progress
is hysteria

government and law
alas their ripened harvests
are men without sap

grandest productions
of faiths and literatures
hordes of faithful slaves

sterilized women
evolution and culture
noxious blossoms

a caitiff race
with rottenness in its bones
the enlightenment

argue with people
you watch as they get rattled
i get rattled too

Haiku of Rod Parsley

2008-09-07T18:19:00.000-07:00

word revealed to man
father son holy spirit
only one true god

he came to save man
virgin birth of jesus christ
offering his blood

death of the body
all mankind is subject to
original sin

jesus will return
providing for the faithful
everlasting life

for non believers
everlasting damnation
the lost of spirit

Haiku of Joyce Meyer

2008-09-06T07:17:00.000-07:00

the holy bible
it contains every answer
to mankind's problems

god loves all people
he reaches out to the poor
heals broken hearted

sin and salvation
spend eternity with god
jesus will return

sanctification
allowing god's character
to develop in us

dunking in water
the way of the believers
to be one with god

hell is a real place
permanent separation
from talking with god

Haiku of Joel Osteen

2008-09-03T00:55:00.000-07:00

god wants you to live
a life of prosperity
not of poverty

no bible for me
just showing folks how to live
everyday lives

you should pay your bills
live in health not in sickness
send kids to college

stand straight and upright
smile on purpose to succeed
live abundantly

how to help the poor
just encourage people not
to be one of them

Haiku of Ismail Ax

2007-04-20T11:20:00.000-07:00

you have raped my soul
you have vandalized my heart
you torched my conscience

your cars and baubles
trust funds and debaucheries
vodka and cognac

everything you have
fills your hedonistic needs
but still not enough

i could have just left
i didn't have to do it
i could have just fled

for all those you fucked
i am no longer running
i did it for them

Haiku of Gene Ray

2007-04-17T23:48:00.000-07:00

yclop perspective
taught android mentality
lobotomized brain

singularity scholar
eat cow dung ambrosia
acknowledge the math

clock faces are wrong
greenwich mean time is a lie
cubelessness nonsense

students will awake
from academic stupor
and seek their revenge

Haiku of Toyama Koichi

2007-04-14T12:26:00.000-07:00

i despise you all
people who have supported
this fucked up country

you foolish voters
who dream of reform or change
nothing will be solved

elections are just
festivals for the fat cats
they won't change a thing

the minority
no longer ask anything
such a sorry state

we must abandon
this detestable nation
scrap and scrap and scrap

look at my posters
hear my terrifying plans
give me a phone call

Haiku of Krauses

2007-04-14T12:09:00.000-07:00

shame on betrayers
who have forsaken your faith
why are you sitting

whose side are you on
in the latest civil war
sunni or shiha

when brave knight enters
parliamentarian apes
cry and scream in terror

what were they thinking
the arrows of righteousness
kidnapped the krauses

Haiku of Kurt Vonnegut

2007-04-13T23:33:00.000-07:00

the meaning of life
we're on earth to fart around
one day at a time

kindness to others
if this isn't nice what is
how to get along

saints are all around
people acting decently
in a world gone mad

music makes you free
the life you know is ending
practice once a night

some of our people
are richer than whole countries
they run everything

no shoes at airport
terrorists hate smell of feet
now we can feel safe

addicted to oil
george bush is a plagiarist
i ought to sue him

jesus used to be
so merciful and loving
now he's just a brand

Haiku of Common Dreams

2007-03-31T14:06:00.000-07:00

Helena Cobbam

troop surge in iraq
best outcome we could hope for
postpone the breakdown

Holtzman and Cooper

take out attorneys
replace them with your cronies
win next election

Richard Behan

hydrocarbon law
sharing the wealth of iraq
among the bushies

Garrison Keillor

current occupant
goes for a walk in the park
and nobody cares

Amy Goodman

grim experiment
sit march write donate demand
get rid of gitmo

Robert Sheer

we shot pat tillman
and blamed it on the bad guys
poster boy for war

Haiku of Iraq in Fragments

2007-03-30T15:13:00.000-07:00

change men's hearts and minds
with the barrel of a tank
it's impossible

we want to close
the doors of depravity
left by invaders

rockets and bullets
violence and suffering
whose side is god on

america's reach
pervades our society
no one can escape

our town is empty
only ghosts of our fathers
blowing in the wind

Haiku of Jihad

2007-03-06T22:46:00.000-08:00

Hassan Rashid al-Beleid

colonization
our land is sold in silence
yankees steal the oil

Soliman al-Somali

brother come forward
buy eternity from god
sacrifice your soul

Omar al-Baghdadi

dogs of maliki
we have for you who sold out
nothing but the sword

Haiku of Common Dreams

2007-02-25T17:39:00.000-08:00

Robert Dreyfuss

the lie factory
coming apart at the seams
neocon kool-aid

John Nichols

once a grand legion
coalition of willing
down to a handful

Molly Ivins

hillary clinton
there are others to choose from
disqualify her

Helen Thomas

let's go bomb iran
they might be helping bad guys
red hot baloney

Haiku of Jihad

2007-02-25T16:39:00.000-08:00

Uthman bin Abdul Rahman al-Tamimi

our beliefs were built
on the skulls and the corpses
of the companions

Ayman al-Zawahiri

crusaders' presence
in our occupied homelands
must provoke jihad

al-Furqan Foundation

land of two rivers
humiliates and harvests
invader piggies

Islamic State of Iraq

dignified exit
british lapdog of cheney
knows when to give up

Haiku of Faith

2007-01-26T22:49:00.000-08:00

The mindset behind Haiku of Jihad has led me to other sources of inspiration than the SITE, as can be seen from the entries by Hugo Chavez and Bill Moyers. It has also led me to other causes and beliefs that are likewise stated eloquently but not based on Jihad per se. For lack of a better name, I call these Haiku of Faith. Not necessarily the blind Faith of religious fundamentalists and such, but rather a firm belief in one's personal convictions or opinions. This opens a door to lots of possibilities ...

M.L. King Jr, on Unity ... march for equal rights speech

we must learn to live
together as bretheren
or perish as fools

Brian Wilson, on Loyalty ... surf music song lyric

be true to your school
just like you would to your girl
let your colors fly

James Toney, on Achievement ... after losing to Samuel Peter

you can't say he won
he looks just like larry holmes
all ugly and shit

Haiku of Jihad

2007-01-25T18:44:00.000-08:00

We all know that the War on Iraq was a bad idea that became an even worse reality, and that the War on Terror was a vague public relations scam that evolved into 9/11 as a letterhead for everyone's prior agendas.

I searched the web to see what the terrorists have to say about all this, and found several sites that list the origins, philosophies, and affiliations of all the major groups, along with a digest of current news releases from their media outlets. The latter include numerous anti-U.S. speeches saying that they despise American influence in their homelands and will not tolerate the continued occupation by invaders. The rhetoric of these speeches inspired me to create a new word game I call Haiku of Jihad.

This was done as a means of entertainment, with no intent to serve any audience other than myself or advance any political movement. After I collected several pieces and developed a method and style, I decided to post them to share with others.

The object of the game is to write a haiku poem based on an inspirational speech quotation.

see how they curse us
propagandists in tokyo
haiku of jihad

These are my first efforts...

Hossam Abdul Raouf

the world must decide

to be with america

or be against it

Salah al-Din

we prefer our death

more than living in shadow

of heathen squatters

Abu Obieda

they are dirty pigs

that soil themselves in the swamps

evil thoughts and deeds

Eulogy for Abu Musab

losers and failures

you enemies of allah

what's left will hurt you

Islamic Jihad

the yankee army

has gone from proud conquerors

to trembling rabbits

al-Rashideen Army

you cannot recruit

enough new soldiers to fill

the flesh and blood gap

Hamas

the vermin will have

only the chance to prepare

luggage or coffins

Raed Hijazi

the season is nigh

and the bodies of heathens

will pile up in sacks

Bayan al-Khaby

death certificates

have them with you at all times

we'll fill in the date

Algerian Salafist Group

tears of the orphans

grief of the childless mothers

yet we are coming

Abu Abdullah al-Hassan bin Mahmoud

avoid oppression

as such will bring you darkness

for eternity

This one had too much to say for one entry, so I tried multi-haiku.....

Abdul Hadi

the infidels came

to these our most sacred lands

and new hope was born

the defiant youth

would not submit to the new

evil world order

they shook off the dust

that had built up over time

and took from its pack

their precious burden

of brilliantly writ slogans

and ringing speeches

they ran to the light

the brotherhood of mankind

no god but allah

Don't limit yourself to Islamists. Eloquent sentiment is everywhere out there in medialand...

Hugo Chavez, at the U.N.

bush is the devil
his hand prints from yesterday
still smell of brimstone

Bill Moyers, on media reform

this country of ours
will die of too many lies
if we don't speak out